1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,559 [Dulcie] So, the last time you saw Don was Sunday night. 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:04,400 What time did you all leave the pub? 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,960 I know you know what fucking went on on Sunday night. 4 00:00:08,961 --> 00:00:11,799 I didn't see anything pertaining to Don Darrell, Edwina. 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,599 If you don't tell us why you were out at the donga, 6 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,959 then we're just going to have to guess. 7 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,039 I was out there 'cause I was looking for the money. 8 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,040 Why did you give Don Darrell $300,000? 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,720 It's to buy King, the biggest croc in the Territory. 10 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,720 It's that hovercunt drone! 11 00:00:24,721 --> 00:00:26,719 -Eddie! Eddie, leave it! -Hey! Wait up! 12 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,920 No, it knows stuff. 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,050 [Miki] Hey- 14 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,480 Oi! 15 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,680 I shot down the hovercunt! 16 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:34,400 I know where that is. 17 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:35,800 That's near Don's donga. 18 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,280 That's his bloody jetty. 19 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,000 G'day, g'day. 20 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,080 Jason, I also will need your whereabouts for last Sunday night. 21 00:00:43,081 --> 00:00:44,519 Really great to meet you, Dulcie. 22 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,440 Hey, really special. OK. Take care. 23 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,880 [phone rings] 24 00:00:52,881 --> 00:00:56,999 There was someone else out at Don's donga, 25 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,840 dragging Don's body up the jetty. 26 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,550 [Dulcie] Can you tell who it is? 27 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,400 [Eddie] Chomp, from Land of Crocs. 28 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,880 He's our killer. 29 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,800 Collins? Collins, you still there? 30 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,720 What the fuck? 31 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,850 Whoa! 32 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:11,930 [breathes heavily] 33 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,760 Back! Back! Get up out of there, you big scrote! 34 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,520 I wandered in here by accident once too. 35 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,039 Big Fella nearly took me arm. 36 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,880 The employee exit's on the right. 37 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,080 Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. 38 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,680 I'm Roisin. 39 00:01:39,759 --> 00:01:41,800 Is this your first shift? 40 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,800 Come on, the exit's this way. 41 00:01:43,801 --> 00:01:45,239 Just watch that meat bucket. 42 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,290 [clanging] 43 00:01:46,381 --> 00:01:49,799 [Dulcie mutters] 38 degrees at 1am. 44 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,479 5m reptiles. Sadistic, invisible bugs. 45 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,520 There is just no need. 46 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,520 -[chimes tinkle] -Oh! Agh! 47 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,720 [exhales, sighs] 48 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,400 [grunts softly] 49 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,320 [whispers] Bumming door. 50 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,880 [sighs] Bum. Bum! 51 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,440 [Cath] Sorry, sexy. 52 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,920 I forgot to tell you I busted the door. 53 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,079 A cute kid called Mav's gonna fix it. 54 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,960 How was your day, love? 55 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,960 Good. 56 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,720 [theme song plays] 57 00:02:51,191 --> 00:02:55,119 [Beef on radio] Well, Skid, it's a steamy one 58 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,880 up here in the Top End today. 59 00:02:56,881 --> 00:02:59,119 And in backpacker news, Task Force Hammare- 60 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,200 -[Skid] Hammare? -[Beef] 61 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,280 They have ping-ponged from Bing Bong, 62 00:03:03,281 --> 00:03:05,599 still on the search for the Swedish backpackers 63 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,279 who were last sighted in a white four-wheel drive at Crossley's Crossing. 64 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,279 [Skid] And you'll be cross, folks, if you miss out on catching a big one 65 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,480 at Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza 66 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,960 that kicks off in Dirks River today. 67 00:03:16,961 --> 00:03:19,719 -[Mary] Are you sure we should do it here, Lynn? -[banging] 68 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,919 [Lynn] Yeah, this is the bush turkey's turf. 69 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,280 Everyone steers clear. 70 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,960 We'll set up inside. [grunts] 71 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,600 [banging continues] 72 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,480 What is that bloody banging? 73 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,640 [banging continues] 74 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,340 Eddie, let's get a hop along. 75 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,840 Come on. Uh- 76 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,360 Eddie! 77 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:50,119 -[banging] -[Mary] I reckon it's coming from over here. 78 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,920 [banging continues] 79 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,570 It is coming from the cool room. 80 00:03:54,571 --> 00:03:56,119 What is it? Is it a brushie stuck in- 81 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,639 -[both shout] -[Mary] Bloody hell! 82 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,239 -Open up! Come on! -[Lynn] What are you doing in there? 83 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,919 [Eddie] I'm freezing my flaps off in here. 84 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,279 [Mary] Oh, my God, were you in the cool room all night? 85 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,439 -[Lynn] It's three degrees in there. -What you two are doing is sick. 86 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,440 Crocodiles are a protected species. 87 00:04:09,441 --> 00:04:11,239 They've been around since the dinosaurs, OK? 88 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,199 They hung out with Triceratops, and you fucks are selling them as bar snacks. 89 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,040 -I'm very disappointed. -Oh! Dungalaba's 90 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:19,398 I'd sooner cook Roger, and he knows that, eh? 91 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:21,958 Yeah! Someone must have snuck 'em in there when bingo was on. 92 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:24,080 Oh, yeah, "someone"? Was it someone you? 93 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,210 -Or you? Was it you? -Oh, you proper mad! 94 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,920 We don't know who put them in there. The security cameras are shot out. 95 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,520 That little piss fuck. 96 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:36,239 Right, you two, leave those crocs where they are, on top of the alcopops, OK? 97 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,200 There's dodgy shit going on in there. 98 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,640 Oh, this tummy's rock hard. He's all blocked up, Abs. 99 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,120 His poos are lined up like Matchbox cars. 100 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,760 -[Dulcie] Hi, love. -Hi, sexy. 101 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,280 -You seen Eddie? -No. 102 00:04:52,281 --> 00:04:54,759 -Abby, how'd you go with the toe? -Not good, ma'am. 103 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,560 His anus is clamped shut, Abs. 104 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,230 It's weird, it's like he's holding it in on purpose. 105 00:04:59,231 --> 00:05:01,119 Come with me, I've got some apple cider vinegar. 106 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,679 -It'll make that dead toe rocket right out of him. -OK. 107 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,640 -Now, how's your sex life? -Um... 108 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,920 -Collins! -Hey, where have you been? 109 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,860 I got locked in the cool room all night. 110 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:11,799 -What? -My pubes have got hypothermia. 111 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,159 They fused together like instant noodles. Hear that? 112 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,999 -No, don't make the sound. -Can crack that. 113 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,440 Didn't you notice I was gone? 114 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:20,519 -I saw you sleeping in your nook, Eddie. -That was a pile of shorts! 115 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,920 Right, well the smell was exactly the same. 116 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,650 -What's that? Is that the body part? -Yep. Don's foot. 117 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,800 Not much good to us. 118 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:29,159 Me and that ranger with the Rainbow Paddle Pop eyes, Miki, 119 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,439 found it near Dickie's Knob. 120 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,279 -It's got no toe. Anyway, come on. -Right. Great. 121 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,420 Let's rattle our dicks. 122 00:05:33,421 --> 00:05:35,199 -We've got a Chomp to catch. -[sighs] 123 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,820 How'd you get the drone footage? 124 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,600 -I shot it out of the sky. -What? 125 00:05:46,159 --> 00:05:48,120 Um, so ma'am, that Don Darrell drawing 126 00:05:48,121 --> 00:05:50,319 shows all of his body parts that have been found, right? 127 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,239 Right. 128 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,079 Eddie thinks the rest has been eaten by crocodiles, 129 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,679 but maybe you can use these parts to reinvestigate Don's cause of death? 130 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,760 Yes. If all you want to know is that he died from dying. 131 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,480 -I really need Don's torso. -I know. 132 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,600 I was just deluding myself for fun. 133 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,400 -Oh! -Oh, sorry. 134 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,919 -[quiet whirring] -That's a vibrator. 135 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,080 Cath gave it to me. 136 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,050 She said it's time I stopped being afraid of my own vagina. 137 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:17,320 OK, so between the remains that Toby ate 138 00:06:17,321 --> 00:06:19,999 and the drone footage that I haven't seen but I hear is wonderful, 139 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,600 we can establish Don's donga as our primary crime scene. 140 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,399 Yes, it looks like this scene's been cleaned. 141 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,199 And, judging by the water runoff, I think it was pressure hosed. 142 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,158 But my team and I are heading back down there to see what we can find. 143 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:36,000 Lauren and Oliver, and Toby, are just having a quick coffee first. 144 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,200 Together. 145 00:06:37,201 --> 00:06:39,879 This murder wall's a real triumph, ma'am. 146 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,760 I know! I know. Leo did it. 147 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:43,080 -Leo? -Yeah. 148 00:06:43,159 --> 00:06:44,360 They're our new you. 149 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,240 I'm their mentor, they're my mentos. 150 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,540 They'd be lost without me. 151 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,280 They're the wings beneath my wind. 152 00:06:49,281 --> 00:06:50,519 -Hi. -[Dulcie and Eddie exclaim] 153 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,560 -Oh, my God! Leo! -Sorry, sorry. 154 00:06:52,561 --> 00:06:55,639 I've been wearing bright colours to make my lurking less paranormal, 155 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,799 -but it's not working. -Yeah, no shit, mate. 156 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,960 Invest in a bell. 157 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,680 Leo, hi. I'm Abby. 158 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:02,359 I worked with the ma'ams back in Deadloch 159 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,719 where we started out as colleagues but then became best friends for life. 160 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,770 Nice to meet you. 161 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,600 OK, Big Eyes, come on, let's clear a spot for my mentos. 162 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,840 OK, new team is assembled. 163 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,040 Nobody fuck up. 164 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:16,919 Right, Backpack, how are you going with that drone footage of Chomp? 165 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,959 Collins is absolutely creaming to see that. 166 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,680 -I sent it to your email. -Email? 167 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,960 What?! She's never had an email! 168 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,320 I will get it up on mine. 169 00:07:24,321 --> 00:07:27,159 OK, so our prime suspect is Chomp. What do we know about Chomp? 170 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,839 Age, priors, residential address, relationship to the victim. 171 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,479 What are you going on about, mate? 172 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:32,879 What do you mean? What are you- 173 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,280 I mean Chomp is not a person. 174 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,200 Chomp is the Land of Crocs mascot. 175 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,360 -Oh, you never said that. -Yes, I did. 176 00:07:39,361 --> 00:07:42,119 -I said the killer is inside of Chomp. -No, you didn't say that! 177 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,960 Ma'ams, please stop fighting. 178 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,440 Yeah, I do get it. I am across the concept of a costume. 179 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,110 OK! What the shit's got up you this morning? 180 00:07:51,111 --> 00:07:52,319 -Nothing. -Not get enough sleep? 181 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,479 -Yes, I did. I slept very well. -Not enough sex? Too much sex? 182 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,158 Had a fight with Cath? Fucking grumpy-bum. 183 00:07:56,159 --> 00:08:00,240 Right, so whoever is in Chomp's costume must be on Jason Wade's payroll. 184 00:08:00,241 --> 00:08:02,599 Collins, how did you go out at the Land of Crocs yesterday? 185 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:08,200 Ah, yes. So Wade said that the 300k payment was to buy King. 186 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,440 Three of his four P.A.s 187 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,560 confirmed that Jason was out of town filming his TV show 188 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,159 the night that Don was murdered. 189 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,279 Is that a snakeskin? Is that the- That's the skin of a snake? 190 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:21,400 Just because Jason's alibi is sewn up like a Christmas turkey's arsehole 191 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,439 doesn't mean that he's not behind it all. 192 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,200 But what would Jason gain by killing Don? 193 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,959 He has everything, bar the ability 194 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,479 to make eye contact with a woman he doesn't want to sleep with. 195 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,360 It's a classic territorial dispute, you know? 196 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,679 Old bull croc versus new bull croc. 197 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,399 Their businesses are side-by-side. 198 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,038 Jason probably wants to take over Don's part of the river. 199 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:41,879 Colonising is a very hard habit to break. 200 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,400 OK, so you think Jason killed Don to get his land 201 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:48,680 and he's delegated this task to high-density craft foam. 202 00:08:48,681 --> 00:08:52,119 Yeah. There's no way puffy-pecs Jason is going to do the dirty work himself. 203 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,479 That's why we've got to find out who he had in that Chomp costume 204 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,920 on Sunday night. 205 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,120 -[clears throat] -Oh! Yes. My mentos. 206 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,399 What are the rules around me talking in this environment? 207 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,040 -You're not allowed. -The floor is yours. Go for it. 208 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:05,439 Flora, the singer from the pub, also works at Land of Crocs. 209 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,440 She says that staff rotate being Chomp due to OHandS. 210 00:09:08,441 --> 00:09:10,679 Oh, yeah, that'll be because of that Mickey Mouse. 211 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,200 You know that story? So sad. 212 00:09:12,201 --> 00:09:15,119 Just sitting there, people coming up, taking their photos with him, 213 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,720 turns out he was dead. 214 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,400 Stiffy Mouse. 215 00:09:18,401 --> 00:09:21,439 Flora also says that staff who wear Chomp can't be claustrophobic, 216 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,030 they have to be free of pubic lice, and at least 5'9". 217 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,839 [Eddie] Why's that? Stage presence? 218 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,160 No, it's in order to see out of the mouth hole. 219 00:09:28,161 --> 00:09:30,239 [Dulcie] OK, let's get a suspect list together, then. 220 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,799 So how many staff does Jason have? 221 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,199 Ooh, I can find that out, ma'am. 222 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,479 Nah, it's too boring, Big Eyes. Backpack can do that. 223 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,960 I need you to test this. 224 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,360 Spoiler alert, it's a foot. 225 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,680 Kept it cold for you. 226 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,320 I will put that up on the board. 227 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,280 OK, so, Leo, Land of Crocs staff. 228 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,400 Yep, so, all up, including the CEO that's Jason, 229 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,340 and the celebrant that is also Jason, 230 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,760 Land of Crocs has just over 60 employees. 231 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,360 [Dulcie] 60? That's super. 232 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,360 Investigating all 60 should be a breeze, 233 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,239 seeing we're four people working out of a storeroom 234 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,919 with a possible snake infestation. 235 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,479 Alright, well, let's just go round to the Land of Dicks and give them a razz. 236 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,359 -No razz. -[Leo] His main staff won't be there. They'll be at the Bashnanza. 237 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,439 It starts today, and Jason's doing a meet-and-greet with his Boys. 238 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,490 Who's his Boys? 239 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,080 They work with Jason and appear on his TV shows. 240 00:10:11,081 --> 00:10:12,759 OK, we'll head to the Bashnanza, then. 241 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,519 Leo, find out what time they're on, and we'll question them about Sunday. 242 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,919 -Yeah, fuck, yeah, drop a quick line in. -No, no "yeah". 243 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,159 -Something's weird with this foot. -[Eddie] What is it? Soft nail issue? 244 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,399 The autopsy said that a knife was used to cut up the body post-mortem, 245 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,040 but I think that's wrong. 246 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,950 The severance line on the tibia is too clean to be a knife. 247 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,520 -Look. -No, thank you. 248 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,920 It's a precision cut. 249 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,840 I think the foot was removed by a motorised blade. 250 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,520 [knock at door] 251 00:10:36,521 --> 00:10:40,119 A forensics van pulled up and parked in my spot 252 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,620 before I could park in my spot, 253 00:10:41,621 --> 00:10:43,639 and I'd like my spot back because it's my spot, 254 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,840 not their spot. OK? 255 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:52,479 [Dulcie] OK, so we need to interview Jason's Boys 256 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,280 and locate this motor-blade weapon. 257 00:10:54,281 --> 00:10:56,679 [Abby] Yeah, but, ma'am, I really need to get something off my chest. 258 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,039 -[Dulcie] OK, right now? -[Abby] Yes. 259 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,120 I'm so sorry I quit the police force to pursue my dreams. 260 00:11:01,121 --> 00:11:03,439 -It's fine. -I mean, now you're stuck with... [mouths] 261 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,160 -It's really fine. -And I'm in a hell of my own creation. 262 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,760 It's really fine, Abby. 263 00:11:07,761 --> 00:11:09,319 Please don't forget me, ma'am. 264 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,400 OK, but they are driving off without you. 265 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,160 Oh! Wait! 266 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,440 -Moonboot. -[Abby] Guys! 267 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,039 -[Dulcie] Eddie, we've got to go. -Yep. 268 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,079 -I need you to do a job for me. -Oh, no, I can't. 269 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,199 Senior Sergeant Heffernan has asked me to supervise in the removal and return 270 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,560 of a Barra Creek local by the name of, um... 271 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,560 ...uh, Triple Pet, and Mr Pet needs me. 272 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:33,480 OK. Look, I need you to search this address 273 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,360 from mouth hole to crack hole, OK? 274 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,520 Is this for the Don Darrell case? 275 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,760 Yeah, 100%. 276 00:11:39,761 --> 00:11:41,319 -Do you have a warrant? -Yeah, yeah. 277 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,199 I'm emailing it from my email right now. Ping! There you go. 278 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,079 -[Dulcie] Eddie, come on. -I'm coming. 279 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,759 -[Leo] Yep. So Jason's Boys aren't appearing until 2pm. -[Dulcie] Right. 280 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,439 Flora's going to help me cut the list down. 281 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,999 She's been at Land of Crocs for three months, 282 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,399 and her loyalty's really waning. She's offered to cut me a key. 283 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,119 -Oh, that won't be necessary. -Oh, yeah! You should take her up on that. 284 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,039 OK, so while we wait for the Boys to appear at the Bashnanza, 285 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,600 let's search for our weapon. 286 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,450 Mate, the killer would have just piffed it in the river. 287 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,160 -OK, so we get some divers out there. -[both] No. 288 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,799 -You can't get divers. -Why not? Are they at a conference? 289 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,960 -Uh, no, because it's a river, Collins. -Huh? 290 00:12:12,961 --> 00:12:15,239 -It's teeming with crocodiles. -Oh, right. Yes. 291 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,710 -Yeah, you can't swim in there. -So what do you do? 292 00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:19,719 Well, we used to have a community swimming pool. 293 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,119 That's what the diving board is there. 294 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,799 -You should have seen me jump off that. -No! How do you search the river, Eddie? 295 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,430 -You don't. -You use a big magnet. 296 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,280 A big magnet. 297 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,760 What is this, "Looney Tunes"? 298 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,440 OK, great! Great. 299 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,040 Where do we find ourselves a big magnet? 300 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,400 -No, you don't. -Um, right here in Barra Creek. 301 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,880 I know a local with one. 302 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,520 Go on, gaffer him up good there, Rabbit. 303 00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:45,799 -It's alright, Triple Pet. -That sedative will do fuck all. 304 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,520 [indistinct chatter] 305 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,280 OK. We've got to get him home first. 306 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:54,000 But then it'll be 50% to me, cash, right? 307 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,800 50% to Rog, because it's his boat. 308 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,280 But it's my big magnet. 309 00:12:58,281 --> 00:13:00,079 Right, and your big magnet, that works, yes? 310 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,919 Oh, yeah, it's how we found all my Christmas presents growing up. 311 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,840 -Fuck up, Edwina. -You fuck up. 312 00:13:04,841 --> 00:13:08,319 What eight-year-old wants a fucking car part covered in fish shit? 313 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,280 It was a catalytic converter. They're worth coin. 314 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,960 Can you not antagonise your dad? We need him today. 315 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,040 OK, we've altered our offer. It's now $300 an hour. 316 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,759 Fuck, no! Look, he's taking the piss. 317 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,519 -OK, we won't do it, then. No worries. -Yeah! No worries! 318 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,439 -I'll get my own fucking big magnet. -Shush, thank you. Shush. Shush it! 319 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,519 -We can all get a big magnet. -Thank you. Yes. Yes. 320 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,800 $300 every single hour is a great deal. 321 00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:30,999 Thank you. We appreciate your help, Frank, don't we, Edwina? 322 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,120 I've got my fucking eye on you too, you rat-dog croc thieves! 323 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,200 Alright. No-one gets paid till dick hat delivers. 324 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,760 Hey, Rog, listen to this one. 325 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,920 No trust, right? Even in her old man. 326 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,080 Because you are my old man. 327 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,520 I've had front-row seats to your bullshit for four decades. 328 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,480 I know what you're capable of. 329 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,240 Going to the car. 330 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,400 See you, Triple Pet. 331 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,400 [man grunting] Come on, push him down. 332 00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:56,599 -OK, well, we will need to start out at Don's Donga. -[growling] 333 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,080 Oh, fuck my big, long dick! 334 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,200 Who took the sack off his head? 335 00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:04,119 That keeps him calm, for fuck's sake! 336 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,240 Ah... Oh, Eddie, we've got to get to the Bashnanza. 337 00:14:07,651 --> 00:14:11,719 [Cath] The butterfly farm was actually great. 338 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,880 I had no idea how many butterfly eat corpses. 339 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,920 Yeah, it's definitely worth it. 340 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,920 Anyway, that's it. That's it for my plans for the day 341 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,720 and for the rest of the trip, actually. 342 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,480 I mean, I'm going to get into my book from the pub book swap, 343 00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:29,359 "Breathless Falls". Have you read it? 344 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,399 I think my mums have it on their bookshelf. 345 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,080 I grew up with two mums, in Sydney. They were '78ers. 346 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:38,080 My first car was a pride flag that was decorated like the island of Lesbos. 347 00:14:38,081 --> 00:14:40,279 So, yeah, you know, fair to say Barra Creek's 348 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,880 the straightest context I've been in for a while. 349 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:46,199 Aside from that one Ed Sheeran concert that I went to, which was awful. 350 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,760 It was so sad. 351 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:52,520 I love that there's another queer person in town, Leo! 352 00:14:52,521 --> 00:14:53,959 We just get each other, don't we? 353 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,600 Sorry, Leo, sorry. 354 00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:58,839 Was I gone for long? Because I went to get a water 355 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,119 and then totally forgot about you and had a nap. 356 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,070 Wait, what are we doing again? Oh, Land of Crocs employees. 357 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,280 -OK. -That's right. 358 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,200 I'm going to leave you guys to it. 359 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:12,320 Let me know if you need anything, like head massages or legal advice. 360 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,480 I'm a vet too. 361 00:15:13,481 --> 00:15:16,559 If you've got a Brahmin cow that needs antibiotics, I'll be over here. 362 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,840 I'm going to be relaxing. I'm on holiday after all. 363 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,960 [Flora] OK, so those two flew home last month. 364 00:15:23,961 --> 00:15:25,639 I don't know where that guy went. 365 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,639 -[Cath] Hm. Ebba borrowed this too. -[phone ringing] 366 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:31,400 [Flora] That chick's 100% capable of murder, but she's only 4'11". 367 00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:34,359 -[Cath] Lynn, I'm going to get the phone! -[Flora] He's still here, unfortunately. 368 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,559 And Roisin fucked that guy. 369 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,760 Now he lives in a Reiki tent on an avocado farm or something. 370 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,080 Barra Creek Pub, this is Cath. 371 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,560 [rock music plays] 372 00:15:44,561 --> 00:15:47,959 [Beef, over P.A.] Well, it's a mammoth opening to the Big Barra Bashnanza, 373 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:53,760 where one lucky fish-o could catch the Golden Barra, worth $200,000. 374 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,880 [Skid] 200k? That's a lucrative bloody fish, Beefy! 375 00:15:56,881 --> 00:15:58,039 But remember, fellas, 376 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,639 with over 4,000 barramundi released into the river for the Bashnanza, 377 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,170 every one of you has a shot at winning a daily prize 378 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,960 if you catch a big one. 379 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,040 [Beef] And now on the Guts Hub stage, 380 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,760 he's hot off the chopper, 381 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:14,160 it's the star of "Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under, Adventures From Down Under" 382 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,640 it's Jason Wade! 383 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,040 [cheering] 384 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:23,000 Welcome to the Big Barra Bashnanza! 385 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,000 [cheering] 386 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,520 This is gammin. 387 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,520 How would he like it if we told him he couldn't go fishing? 388 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,600 -Boss! -[barking] 389 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,760 Come on, we're going! 390 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:39,680 Oh, OK, good. Leo's eliminated a bunch of the Land of Croc staff 391 00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:41,999 who could have been inside the Chomp suit on Sunday night. 392 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,880 Sanitation's out, so is the aquarist. 393 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,160 A lot of the Crockettes have been deported to the UK, 394 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,280 so that mostly just leaves the Boys and a few others. 395 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:54,640 Uh, Leo has sent the Boys' photos and bio. 396 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,080 Oh. Uh, no. 397 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,720 No, I think they've accidentally just sent the same man 15 times. 398 00:17:00,721 --> 00:17:02,399 [Jason] Let's give it up for the Boys! 399 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,400 [Eddie] Uh, no, Collins. They haven't. 400 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,560 We got Ben! We got Sam! 401 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,640 We got Ned! 402 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,920 Micko and my boy Ben! 403 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 [cheering] 404 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:16,839 Come on! 405 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,200 Jesus Christ. 406 00:17:21,731 --> 00:17:26,358 [man, over P.A.] And, fellas, don't forget to head over 407 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,078 to the Shimano Fishing Reel Marquee 408 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,240 for the meet-and-greet with the Boys. 409 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,760 -[Eddie] This line can suck my titties. -[Dulcie] Agreed. 410 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,240 [man] Join the reserves? 411 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,080 No. No, thank you. No. 412 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,600 -[sighs] -So... 413 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,520 How do you flirt with girls? 414 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,270 Do you all just weather-chat or are there other topics that work as well? 415 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,400 What? 416 00:17:50,401 --> 00:17:52,279 Well, you know, like at the camp, you and Cath, 417 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,559 you froth on about the weather 418 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,679 and then, immediately, you're fiddling each other's bits. 419 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,430 -Oh, God. -So I was just wondering, 420 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,440 do all lezzies get juiced up about weather? 421 00:18:00,441 --> 00:18:02,039 -No, not- Stop. -And what in particular- 422 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,999 -Rain. 'Cause it's wet. -We're not talking about this. 423 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,959 -Mist? Soft, wet. -We're not talking about this, Eddie. 424 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,000 Oh, hey! A croc Boy's on the move. 425 00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:10,279 -You stay here. We'll conquer and divide. -No, Eddie. 426 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,080 Please don't leave me here with all of the, uh... 427 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,210 Ed- 428 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,160 [woman] Next, please! Next, please! Keep it- 429 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,240 -No, I just... [sighs] -G'day, g'day. 430 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,000 -Name? -Detective Dulcie Collins. 431 00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:35,639 -We met yesterday. -Yeah, good stuff. 432 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,920 You gripping a rod today? 433 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,240 Uh, no. I am here in regards to... 434 00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,759 -Sensational. There's your photo. -...the ongoing investigation- 435 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,560 Very special to meet you. Who's next? 436 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,610 Yeah! 437 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,360 [Abby] Thanks for dropping me off, guys. Really appreciate it. 438 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,180 Just leave me alone at a crime scene 439 00:18:54,181 --> 00:18:56,879 where a man's been chopped up and a violent murderer is on the loose. 440 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,359 Cool! Yeah, I'll just sit here on a platter for them 441 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,560 till you're ready to pick me up. 442 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:04,890 What is that? 443 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,680 [Frank] Oi! Be careful! 444 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,080 You're in the lunch position there. 445 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,600 Oh! Oh! 446 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,600 [clanging] 447 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:28,239 Detective Dulcie Collins. I want to ask you a few questions 448 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,960 in relation to an ongoing investigation. 449 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,480 Absolutely. 100%, Ducky. 450 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,200 Uh, Dulcie. Where were you six nights ago, on Sunday the 9th of October? 451 00:19:36,201 --> 00:19:38,639 I was out in Goomadeer River in West Arnhem Land, Ducky, 452 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,519 filming "Adventures Down Under, Adventures From Down Under". 453 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,679 -And can anyone verify that? -Yeah, absolutely. 100%. 454 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,600 -All the Boys were there. -Right. Who? 455 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,600 Hunter was there. Darcy was there. Josh was there. 456 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,120 -Tom, Ned, Mick was there. -[man] Yo! 457 00:19:51,121 --> 00:19:53,799 Hey, Mick, I'm just answering questions for Dicky here. You're all good. 458 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,800 -Dulcie. Dulcie's questions. -Uh, who else was there... 459 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,880 Ben, Rory, Seb, Jed. 460 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,120 And you're... you're Jed? 461 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,280 Nah, mate. I'm Ned. 462 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,560 Right. Sorry. Yes. Sorry. 463 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,640 So did Jason take all of you Boys, 464 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,760 you know, Mick, Sam, Ned, the Bens, etc, filming on Sunday? 465 00:20:09,761 --> 00:20:12,079 Yeah, yeah, Dick. Yeah, all the Boys were out there Sunday night. 466 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,160 There he is! Ah! I'll stick my finger up your arse! 467 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,200 Detective, um I need you at the river real quick. 468 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,640 [man] It's going up there! 469 00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:21,159 [Eddie] So you and all your croc blocks 470 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,199 were all shooting Jason's TV show on Sunday night, 471 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:27,319 -hooked together, cock-to-bum like a barrel full of fucking fuck monkeys? -[phone ringing] 472 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,279 Yeah, that's right. 100%. Hey, good to talk to you, legend. Keep it real. 473 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,640 W- 474 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,160 Fuck. Fuck me. 475 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,320 [phone ringing] 476 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,080 Hey, Allira, got any Cokes? 477 00:20:38,081 --> 00:20:40,119 We haven't restocked them yet. They're out the back. 478 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,080 [phone continues ringing] 479 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,640 [groans] I'll get you one. 480 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,480 Thank you. 481 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,000 [ding] 482 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,520 Fuck off, Moonboot! 483 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,440 Ah. Collins. What's happening? 484 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,920 What did you want? A Fanta? 485 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,800 I wasn't listening. 486 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,120 [kid] Who wants to feed batfish as a competition prize? 487 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,080 -We want money. -Yeah! We've got stuff to pay for. 488 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,960 A pool, the broken boat. 489 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,600 And also, batfish again? 490 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,799 Hey, you better stop that before Aunty hears. 491 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,239 You know she loves her batfish. 492 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,280 -Hey, you lot. -[kids] Hello, Pat. 493 00:21:13,281 --> 00:21:16,519 What are you doing here? I thought you'd be out there, reeling in a big one. 494 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,639 They wouldn't let us enter the Golden Barra, 495 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,320 even though Mav said he was 18 and I said I was 25. 496 00:21:22,321 --> 00:21:24,639 Well, that's because you know all the good fishing spots, 497 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,759 and they're afraid you're going to win all the money. 498 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,560 -That's right. -[Pat laughs] 499 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,720 Hey, mate, I don't think we've met. 500 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,600 This is our cousin Mav. He's living with us now. 501 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,920 He's fructose intolerant, so we can't get mangoes anymore. 502 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,480 Ah, Mav. 503 00:21:38,481 --> 00:21:40,239 You're Miki's uncle's boy, right? 504 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,840 You've stayed with her before. I knew it! 505 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,880 I never forget a pair of cheeks I want to squeeze. 506 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,010 [laughs] 507 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,640 Come on. Boss is sick. Let's go. 508 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,519 [Cherry] What's wrong with him? He looks OK. 509 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,760 Nup. He's got dog pox. 510 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,480 Alright, well, you guys want to lift back to Barra? 511 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,879 -[Cherry] Can we, Mav? -No. 512 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,240 See you, Pat. 513 00:21:59,241 --> 00:22:00,879 I don't want to walk. It's too hot! 514 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,520 Stop blowing up my phone, Collins. I'm on my way now. 515 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,120 Oi! Allira! 516 00:22:07,121 --> 00:22:09,639 What the fuck are you doing? Where's my fucking coke? 517 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,000 I'm on a break. 518 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,600 [Miki] Just stand back! 519 00:22:20,601 --> 00:22:22,119 [man] Oi! Someone caught a big one! 520 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,200 No, no, no-one caught a big one, OK? 521 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,560 OK, please, get back. 522 00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:28,599 You're getting dangerously close to marbled frog hibernation burrows. 523 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,360 [Eddie] Oi! Hey! 524 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,000 You heard the lady. 525 00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:34,879 Move the fuck away from her special fucking frogs. Jeez! 526 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,000 But come back tomorrow, thank you. 527 00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:39,439 And there's lots of info here about caring for Country 528 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,280 and other stuff that you don't give a shit about. 529 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,080 Why are you always yelling? Huh? 530 00:22:44,081 --> 00:22:45,759 That's the most foot traffic we've had. 531 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,520 -Oh, you- You shout too. -No, that's you doing that. 532 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,240 I'm soft as fuck, normally. Foghorn. 533 00:22:51,241 --> 00:22:54,199 [Eddie] Righto, Collins, I'm back. I'm Cokeless. What have you got for me? 534 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,360 Oh! 535 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,280 Oh, holy shit. 536 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,000 -Oh, fuck me. -Yes. 537 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,520 Yes, welcome to this. 538 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,960 Miki's colleague Isaac was out on his big dinghy boat 539 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,240 and found it wedged in some mangroves. 540 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,720 Yeah, did he say where? 541 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,280 Nah, he dumped it here, said he was too traumatised to work, 542 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,070 browsed for sunglasses on his phone for ten minutes, 543 00:23:16,071 --> 00:23:17,839 then he went to his other job at Knob Nightclub, 544 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,760 so he's clearly torn up. 545 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,120 OK. 546 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,920 So, what have we got here, Collins? 547 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:29,400 It's an anterior and posterior lower torso pelvic region 548 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,680 encompassing the genitalia and anus there. 549 00:23:33,681 --> 00:23:35,639 -So it's a dick-bum? -So it's... a dick and a bum. 550 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,839 Yeah, it's a dick-bum. Yeah, that's what it is. It's a dick-bum. 551 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,079 -[Miki laughing] Yes. It's a dick-bum. -It's- 552 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,760 [both giggling] 553 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,840 I'm going to go get a Coke. 554 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,840 -Yeah. -Bit thirsty. 555 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,000 What? Nothing. Fuck off. 556 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,240 Yep. Alright, I'm going to call forensics, 557 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,200 but it does fit Don's profile. 558 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,780 The right testicle's missing. 559 00:23:58,781 --> 00:24:00,599 OK, well, I'll just confirm with my dick stick. 560 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,719 No, don't confirm with a- Don't confirm with a stick! 561 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,599 -Don't use a stick, Eddie. -As I suspected, 562 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,519 -no right tentacle. Testicle, testicle. -Yes. 563 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,840 Yes, I just told you that, so that's- 564 00:24:08,841 --> 00:24:10,999 -[line ringing] -Don't! Don't! Yucky! Don't! 565 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,360 Yuck, Eddie! 566 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,880 -[Abby] Hi, ma'am. -Abby. 567 00:24:13,881 --> 00:24:17,759 I'm glad you called, so I can officially log with someone that I'm alive, for now. 568 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,720 We need you out here at the Bashnanza. 569 00:24:19,721 --> 00:24:22,439 Don's pelvis has turned up. I know it's not the full torso, 570 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,079 but it would still be good for you to have a look. 571 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,879 OK, but I'm going to be a while. I'm getting a lift with some fishermen 572 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,320 who won't tell me their names. 573 00:24:28,321 --> 00:24:29,599 One's giving me nothing, 574 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,719 and the other says he's Mr Surname Redacted. 575 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,960 Oh, also, I found oil residue in the water near Don's jetty. 576 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,780 It's where Chomp's boat was moored. 577 00:24:36,781 --> 00:24:39,319 According to the fishermen, if there's oil in the water, 578 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,959 it means the boat's leaking fuel, 579 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,799 and if the boat's leaking fuel, that means... 580 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,719 -[both] The engine's fucked. -Yeah, it's fucked. 581 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,770 Right, OK. 582 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,200 So we're looking for a Land of Crocs employee 583 00:24:48,201 --> 00:24:50,839 -who owns a boat with a faulty engine. -Yes, ma'am. -[phone ringing] 584 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,879 Maybe I can trace the journey of the tinny 585 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,160 via the fuel trail? 586 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,100 Oh, the fishermen are nodding, ma'am. 587 00:24:57,101 --> 00:24:59,159 -[Abby] It's Leo, my mentos. -Bye, ma'am. 588 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,990 -Backpack, what you got for me? -[Leo] Yes, hello to you. 589 00:25:01,991 --> 00:25:03,639 There's three Land of Crocs staff 590 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,679 who Flora and I can't account for on Sunday night. 591 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,439 One of them used to work for Don Darrell. 592 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,600 -Who? -His name is Steven Houlihan. 593 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,600 Goes by the name of Spud. 594 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,800 He's a local. Do you know him? 595 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,040 Hello? 596 00:25:25,451 --> 00:25:29,239 Oi, what do youse want to do this afternoon? 597 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,320 [Cherry] I want to go for a swim. I'm hot! 598 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,480 Where? They put road over the pool to make it a road. 599 00:25:34,481 --> 00:25:37,159 [Cherry] We can play Waffle House Meow. Mum downloaded it for me. 600 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,400 It's an iPad game where you own a waffle shop run by cats. 601 00:25:40,401 --> 00:25:42,959 And there's a secret shopper who's a bunny rabbit. And- 602 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,240 -Oi, let's cut through here. -Wait! It's illegal to go in the DRR! 603 00:25:46,241 --> 00:25:49,199 There's aliens in there. They suck your brains out your nose. 604 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,200 Come on! It'll be way faster. 605 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,720 What if there's Min-Min? 606 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,120 -Come on, Cherry! -Hurry up, Cherry! 607 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,800 [barking] 608 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,160 Mav, we're going to cop an earful if Mum knows we've come here. 609 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,080 [barking] 610 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,920 -Oh, deadly. -What? What? 611 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,640 Cool! 612 00:26:15,871 --> 00:26:22,959 -[Dulcie] So, Mr Houlihan, we are trying to ascert- -[Eddie] Oi, chicken-dicken, 613 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,720 where were you on Sunday night? 614 00:26:24,721 --> 00:26:27,679 Don't say you were filming Jason's TV show 'cause we know you weren't. 615 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,000 How do you know? You been spying on me again. 616 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,760 You're obsessed. Stalker. 617 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,320 Coming back for more. 618 00:26:33,321 --> 00:26:35,199 -Oh, Mr Houlihan! -[Eddie] Cut it out! 619 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,480 I gave you one gob job in 1995, OK? Get over it. 620 00:26:38,481 --> 00:26:40,879 It wasn't even good. I spewed on your dick afterwards. 621 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,119 OK, we know that you weren't filming on Sunday night 622 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,719 because there is a list of people who were filming on Sunday 623 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,480 and that list does not include your name. 624 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,640 Your real name. Or your potato nickname. 625 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,240 What do you do for Jason Wade? 626 00:26:53,241 --> 00:26:56,439 -Mr Houlihan! -[Eddie] I know what he does. 627 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,160 He bumps off Don Darrells, 628 00:26:58,161 --> 00:27:01,719 chops them up into little pieces like an octopus on a teppanyaki grill 629 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,600 so Jason Wade can take over Best Best's stretch of river 630 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,420 and expand their universe of cocks. 631 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,240 Nah, you're talking out your ring! 632 00:27:08,241 --> 00:27:10,039 Come on, it's the only job he can get. 633 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,159 Look at that face. No-one's going to put it on a telly, are they? 634 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,510 -Looks like dropped carbonara. -Oh, fuck you! 635 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,880 -Fuck you. -Alright. OK. 636 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,840 -Suck my dick! -No, you suck my dick. 637 00:27:17,841 --> 00:27:18,879 Enough! 638 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,200 Thank you for your precious time, Mr Houlihan. 639 00:27:22,201 --> 00:27:24,719 -Eddie, we're done here. -What? No, we're not done. 640 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,240 -Bum. -Collins, we're not- 641 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,840 Bum. Bum, bum! 642 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,240 Oi! 643 00:27:29,241 --> 00:27:30,559 Collins, why are we done? 644 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,880 It's not Spud. 645 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,280 Like Leo said, our suspect in the Chomp costume 646 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,400 would have to be at least 5'9" to see out the mouth bit. 647 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,480 -How tall are you? -Six foot. 648 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,120 Our suspect would have to come up to at least here 649 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,400 and you and Spud were eye-to-eye 650 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,880 and only came up to here. 651 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,480 Tit height. 652 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,680 Spud's not our Chomp. 653 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,880 Fuck! 654 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,160 [loud clanging] 655 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,520 [Frank] Big magnet delivery! 656 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,840 You fucking beauty! 657 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,240 Oi! You could've put it out the fucking back! 658 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,640 I was told to drop it at the police station. 659 00:28:09,641 --> 00:28:11,719 What's that say? Fucking police station. 660 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,239 Yeah, but look, it looks like shit. 661 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,479 Have a look through it, might get a Christmas present. 662 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,719 You better not have taken anything out of there. 663 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,079 What's that supposed to mean? 664 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,160 You know what I mean. 665 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,810 -Hi, ma'ams! -[Dulcie] Abby! 666 00:28:22,811 --> 00:28:24,919 -I'm still alive. -[Eddie] Scaddle off, rat. 667 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,639 -[Frank] Righto. -We paid you for that shit. 668 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,440 See you met Eddie's dad. 669 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,880 -What? -Yeah. 670 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,320 So, that's a pair. 671 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,000 -Oh, that makes so much sense, ma'am. -Yeah. 672 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,720 Uh, Pat, can you get Luke to go through this? 673 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,960 Look, I'm not exactly sure where Luke is, 674 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,400 but to be honest, I'm not upset about it. 675 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,680 Don't stress! No, I can help. 676 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,240 What am I looking for in here? 677 00:28:48,241 --> 00:28:49,999 -A weapon. -Motor-blade type weapon. 678 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,680 No probs. 679 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,520 Ow! Oh it's- I've got a slipped disc. 680 00:28:54,521 --> 00:28:56,239 -I can help you, ma'am. I can- -[horn beeping] 681 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,280 -Oh. -Hey, Ally! 682 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,640 Are you done at the donga? 683 00:28:59,641 --> 00:29:01,759 Yes, Lauren. I was done at the donga hours ago. 684 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,920 OK, well we've got the pelvis and we're going back to the city. 685 00:29:04,921 --> 00:29:07,559 -Do you need a lift? -Of course I need a lift, Lauren! 686 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,400 I don't have a fucking car. 687 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,160 OK, I'll look at the body parts when I get access to the lab, 688 00:29:15,161 --> 00:29:17,079 and then I'll see if Toby's shat out the toe 689 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,199 and then I'll go into debt renting my own car 690 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,760 so I can come back here tomorrow. 691 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,640 -OK? -OK, great... Abby, 692 00:29:22,641 --> 00:29:24,879 but they are driving off without you again. 693 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,600 Oh, fuck me dead! 694 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,360 Wait! Oh! Wait! 695 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,680 Wait! Wait! 696 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,840 -Hi. -[both] Oh! 697 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,280 -Fucking funnel web in my... -Good lord, Leo. 698 00:29:35,281 --> 00:29:37,399 -...arsehole, tunnelling its way to my brain. -Sorry. I- 699 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,120 I did loud stomping. 700 00:29:39,121 --> 00:29:42,239 Turns out you were wrong before, about that land grab motive. 701 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,840 Ow, that slipped disc! 702 00:29:43,841 --> 00:29:45,399 -Pinches in the bum! -[ding] 703 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,679 -Want me to help, Pat? -I'm fine. 704 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,479 [Leo] Is it sorting? 'Cause I like sorting. 705 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,080 -[Pat] Sure. -Text from Miki. 706 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,880 Oh, did you? Oh. How'd she get your number? 707 00:29:52,881 --> 00:29:55,599 Did you... you gave it to her? Did you give her your number? 708 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,840 What? No, shut your hole. 709 00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:01,440 No. She just texted to say that Isaac found the dick-bum in Stonker's territory. 710 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,960 Mate, that's 30 Ks upstream. 711 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,760 -Where the fuck is it?! -I know as much as you, Eddie. 712 00:30:12,761 --> 00:30:14,199 [Leo] Remember how Eddie said that 713 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,759 a possible motive for Jason Wade was wanting Don's land? 714 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,679 Collins, did you take my very special map? 715 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,840 No, no, I didn't take your special soggy foot map. 716 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,240 So, Leo, Spud was a dead end, 717 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,280 but you said that there were three staff left on the list. 718 00:30:27,281 --> 00:30:29,759 -Yes, but this is better. -Nup! I'm going to check the other bin. 719 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,759 I started looking into land titles, which led me to Crown land, 720 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,679 which is a wild concept that I will podcast about, if this goes to shit. 721 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,039 Hey, can I just get the highlights reel on that one, Leo? 722 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,870 Don and Jason's properties don't neighbour each other. 723 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,000 -There is another piece of land betwixt them. -Mm-hm? Yep. 724 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,360 It's called the DRR, Dirk's River Reserve. 725 00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:49,239 It used to be military land, but reverted to Crown land in 2003. 726 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,800 OK, so- Oh, my God. Is this- 727 00:30:51,801 --> 00:30:53,759 This is bigger! This one's bigger, Eddie. 728 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,639 [Eddie] Pat, have you seen my map? It's got a really fun maze on it. 729 00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,360 Five years ago, a native title claim was submitted for the DRR. 730 00:31:00,361 --> 00:31:03,479 Soon after, Don lodged a challenge because he wanted that land. 731 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,640 -Right. -Yeah. 732 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,720 Which means that Don is in a land dispute, 733 00:31:07,721 --> 00:31:09,519 -Uh-huh. -So, Eddie, you were kind of right. 734 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,920 Stop talking. 735 00:31:10,921 --> 00:31:13,479 I'm putting a pin in you. Right. Come and have a look at this. 736 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,079 I've been thinking about where the body parts were found. 737 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,920 -Have a squizz at this. -OK. 738 00:31:17,921 --> 00:31:20,719 Here is where the arm was found. That's Goliath's territory. 739 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,560 -OK. -The head was here in Titan's patch. 740 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,400 The foot was more downstream where Monster is. 741 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,680 But the dick-bum, 742 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,480 the dick-bum, that was found all the way up here 743 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,360 in Stonker's Territory. 744 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,160 Our killer's chopped up old mate, 745 00:31:34,161 --> 00:31:35,839 then they've taken their busted boat, 746 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,799 and it's going from croc hole to croc hole, 747 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,280 feeding Don to the bulls. 748 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,840 Whoever killed Don, they know this river and they know these crocs. 749 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,720 Leo, uh, who is Don in the land dispute with? 750 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,720 The Dungalaba Corporation. 751 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,920 [Cath] Yeah, so, Rabbit, I wasn't really happy only 752 00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:03,479 And then Lynn offered me this job and I was like, "Yes!" 753 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,319 because it's important to be part of the community 754 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,039 and to contribute to it, isn't it, Rabbit? 755 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,480 -[man clears throat] -Hello, I'm Cath. What can I get you? 756 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,480 -Yeah. Yeah, OK, yeah. -[door opens] 757 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,800 Oh, here they are. Table for 36? 758 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,160 No, 35. We lost one to the fucking cops. 759 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,120 Al, do you have any alternative coverings? 760 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,680 A shirt? A poncho of some sort? 761 00:32:34,681 --> 00:32:36,839 I only have the Chomp costume, and it's too hot. 762 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,999 It'll give me swamp nuts. 763 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,360 -Right. Right, well, that's best avoided. -Yeah. 764 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:45,520 Hey, how long will this take? I'm on a date with Roisin right now. 765 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,120 We'll see. Al, when was the last time you saw Don Darrell? 766 00:32:49,121 --> 00:32:51,399 Mmm, I don't know. A couple of weeks ago, maybe? 767 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,039 [Pat] Sorry, guys. Sorry. Sorry to interrupt. 768 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,640 I've just got to get in here and heat my heat pack up for my back. 769 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,320 Leo's helping with the weapon search now, so- 770 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,720 I'm just getting zings down the leg. 771 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,880 -Would you say... -[microwave whirs] 772 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,840 Would you say that you and Don Darrell are friendly? 773 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,720 Nah, Don was always yelling at someone or something. 774 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,080 Doesn't surprise me someone killed him. 775 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,880 He was a p- 776 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,880 Wait. Why are you asking me? 777 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,200 [microwave beeps] 778 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,960 Oh, smells like Luke's microwave tuna. 779 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,440 I tell you that, he's not socialized right. 780 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,400 What adult sucks yogurt from a pouch? 781 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,160 I mean, you know? Very weird. 782 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,120 Anyway, I'll get out of your hair. 783 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,880 You're looking good, Al. Eh? 784 00:33:40,881 --> 00:33:44,159 Al, we know your family was involved in a land dispute with Don Darrell, 785 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,560 for ages, yeah? 786 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,280 Says here it's been in court for five years. 787 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,120 Five years. That is a long time. 788 00:33:50,121 --> 00:33:52,759 We've been waiting longer than that to get our land back. 789 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,040 -Mm. -Fair enough, yeah. 790 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,200 So, Al, where were you last Sunday night at 11.30pm? 791 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,280 -I was at... home. -Really? 792 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,680 'Cause this photo here was taken from a drone 793 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,440 that was filming out at Don's donga at that time. 794 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,480 This is Don, and we think that the person in the Chomp costume is you. 795 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,000 That could be anyone. 796 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,080 Well, no, the person here has a boat that's leaking fuel. 797 00:34:15,081 --> 00:34:16,718 And we know that your boat is busted 798 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,520 because your niece, Cherry, said she put dog biscuits in the fuel tank. 799 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,520 You're also one of only two Land of Croc staff 800 00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:25,439 that are tall enough for the Chomp costume. 801 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,199 That's right, there was you and a... 802 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,400 "Roy-sin." 803 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,239 -Roisin. -Right. "Sheen", "sheen". 804 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,639 It's the last... last name. 805 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,440 So, was it you or Mr Sheen? 806 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:38,039 -Look, it's not what it looks like. -[Eddie] Really? 807 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,559 'Cause what it looks like is you dragging a very dead Don Darrell 808 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,120 up the jetty towards the donga. 809 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:44,199 No, no, no, no, no, no. He wasn't dead. 810 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,719 OK, I was out on the river, 811 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:48,279 and then I saw him struggling to get out of his boat 812 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,760 because he was shit-faced, OK? Full horrors. 813 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,120 So I helped him inside. 814 00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:53,879 So you didn't kill him? Cut him up? 815 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,439 Feed him to the bull crocs like some kind of demon river Santa? 816 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,480 [Al] No! He was alive when I left him. 817 00:34:58,481 --> 00:34:59,799 Why were you on the river then? 818 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,000 I was out there for special king tide cultural business. 819 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,080 Oh, OK. Yeah. In your Chomp costume. 820 00:35:05,081 --> 00:35:07,959 Yeah, I was stuck in it and there was no-one left at work to help me. 821 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,240 Well, yesterday at the CrocaSphere, 822 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,440 Jason Wade said, "No-one knows this river and its crocs like Al." 823 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,840 Exactly. If I was a murderer, which I'm not, 824 00:35:16,841 --> 00:35:19,959 I'd never dump a body in a river where 4,000 fish have been released 825 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,320 for the Bashnanza! 826 00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:24,599 Crocs won't eat some old dead fella when there's fresh barra to eat. 827 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,999 They're as smart as a chicken, but they have standards. 828 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,160 I'm right, aren't I? 829 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,000 None of Don's body parts were even eaten, eh? 830 00:35:32,001 --> 00:35:34,159 And, yeah, my boat's busted-up and it's leaking, 831 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,480 but any fuel trail will lead from Don's jetty 832 00:35:36,481 --> 00:35:39,039 back to where I tie up near the creepy tree with a face. 833 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,279 'Cause after I got that racist prick into the donga, 834 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,000 -I went home and I watched TV. -[phone ringing] 835 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,400 I am sorry, I have to take this. 836 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,480 What did you watch on the telly, then? 837 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,080 Cool Runnings. About the Jamaican bobsled team. 838 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,440 Can anyone verify that? 839 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,320 -The plot? -Yes. 840 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,720 Superintendent. 841 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,240 Don't look away, Deb. You don't want to miss it. 842 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:02,679 Sorry, Detective, I'm just down here at Mindil Beach 843 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,319 watching the sunset with the in-laws. 844 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,440 -Have you been? -No, no, I haven't. 845 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,720 Oh, you've got to go. 846 00:36:07,721 --> 00:36:09,879 Look, I'm not religious, but this is my church. 847 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,600 I mean, it's spectacular. It's- [chuckles] 848 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,800 Anyway, Jason Wade's been in touch. 849 00:36:15,801 --> 00:36:17,999 He's ropeable about his staff being questioned 850 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,399 while they were on the job today. 851 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,960 Ah, yeah, I did not think that he recognised me. 852 00:36:22,961 --> 00:36:24,519 Well, his Boys must have reported back. 853 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,320 He's called all the higher-ups too. 854 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,520 So do you have something on Jason? 855 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,040 Because if you do, I'll absolutely back you. 856 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,600 No. No, we don't. 857 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,000 We were following a line of inquiry that involved him, 858 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:42,280 but recent developments suggest that neither Jason nor his staff 859 00:36:42,281 --> 00:36:44,239 had anything to do with Don's homicide. 860 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,239 Oh, OK. 861 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,480 I'll report back to HQ and put out some fires 862 00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:49,399 because currently Wade's clamped onto you 863 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,599 and he doesn't want to let go until you've got no career left. 864 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,320 Oh! Well, that's super-duper news. 865 00:36:54,321 --> 00:36:56,839 Yeah, look, Detective, I know we've only just met 866 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,759 and I'm not across what happened in Tassie, 867 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,360 but I do need to be kept in the loop with all of this. 868 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,440 Communication is kindness, as my daughter Alice says, 869 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,400 right before she sledges my footwear. 870 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,240 Yes, of course, Superintendent. 871 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:13,640 And, look, Deadloch wasn't the best reflection of my professional standards. 872 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:14,920 Mistakes were made. 873 00:37:14,921 --> 00:37:16,759 Yeah, well, I know you're diligent. 874 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,240 I've seen your handwriting. I thought it was type. 875 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:24,200 But, from all reports, Detective Redcliffe doesn't share your respect for protocol. 876 00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:26,679 Look, Bernie, we're nearly there. Keep an eye on it. 877 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,679 Like, obviously, there's a chain of command. 878 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:33,160 Now, Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson to conduct a premises search today, 879 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,440 that wasn't great. 880 00:37:34,441 --> 00:37:36,599 I mean, the fact that he found something's irrelevant. 881 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,640 -Here we go! -Sorry, Eddie did what? 882 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,680 Do you know how unprofessional and foolish you made me look 883 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,359 in front of the Superintendent? 884 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,119 -You should have told me, Eddie. -Look, I'm telling you now, OK? 885 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,319 I got Luke to do a property search. 886 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,919 -There you go. -For what purpose? 887 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,959 Fuckin' Frank's been up to his old tricks again, hasn't he? 888 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,480 I wouldn't know, Eddie! 889 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,000 Same shit he was up to six months ago when me and Bushie put him away. 890 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,720 I'm sorry, what? You put your dad away? 891 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,640 What, was he involved in a homicide? 892 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,400 No- Yes! Yes, it was a fucking homicide to me, OK? 893 00:38:08,401 --> 00:38:11,279 And when I saw my roommates in that cool room last night, I knew, 894 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,680 I knew he was doing it again. 895 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,080 Doing what, Eddie? 896 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,400 Poaching wild crocs, Collins, OK? 897 00:38:16,401 --> 00:38:18,039 Selling their bits on the black market 898 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,759 to make fucking erection powders and little morbid wind chimes and shit. 899 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,239 But don't take my word for it. Come look. 900 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:26,280 No! Frank poaching crocs might be illegal, but it is not relevant to Don Darrell. 901 00:38:26,281 --> 00:38:28,199 So I've been working our actual case, Eddie, 902 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,679 but you, you've been having covert conversations, 903 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,320 you've been unlawfully discharging weapons, 904 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,360 requesting searches behind my back! 905 00:38:35,361 --> 00:38:37,879 You know, I knew when I saw him out here the other day, I fucking knew! 906 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,919 I should've twigged then. I should've fucking twigged. 907 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,599 When those pub witches let me out and I saw his scooter, I should've booked him. 908 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,840 Behold, Frank's craven fuckin' black-market crocodile empire. 909 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,400 Yeah, it's a shock, isn't it? 910 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,800 Fo- 911 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,240 Wait. 912 00:38:54,241 --> 00:38:57,239 Nah, there was fucking crocs in here! 913 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,079 He's poaching again! They were here! 914 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,319 -Look! Look at all this! -Look at all out treasure! 915 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,160 -Whoa! Let's go! -Oh! 916 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,800 Guys, I found a microphone. 917 00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:06,119 -Oi, can I have this? -[Leo] Yes. 918 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,599 -What's this, can I have this too? -[Leo] Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. 919 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,680 We're rich! 920 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,359 -Come on, let's go, guys. -Come on, you mob! 921 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,400 -Hey, this microphone still works. -Give that to me. 922 00:39:14,401 --> 00:39:15,919 I've got to make a new song for... 923 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,160 [kids continue to chatter indistinctly] 924 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,440 I swear! I swear, there were four crocs in here, stacked up. 925 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,680 One of them had no head. 926 00:39:27,681 --> 00:39:30,919 -It was a fridge full of wild salties. -Oh, wow. None? No head, huh? 927 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,920 -He's moved them. -Oh, when, Eddie? 928 00:39:32,921 --> 00:39:37,079 -Oh, that fucking cunt has moved them. -He's been on our river search all day, Eddie. 929 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,439 -He's used that magnet! -We do not have time for this. 930 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,040 He's probably put him in his shed. 931 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,680 Hey, you two! I got a new job! And my tits out. 932 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,040 I'm Lynn's bar wench. 933 00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:48,359 Cath, have you seen my old man? 934 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,479 Bar stool second from the end, puts 20 bucks down for a round. 935 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,680 Oh, my God, that's your dad? No, no, he just took a call and left. 936 00:39:53,681 --> 00:39:56,079 Fuck! Someone's tipped him off about Moonboot. 937 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,639 -OK, we have to get to his place... -No! 938 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,930 -...before he starts- -No! We have our own case! 939 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:02,399 And clearly someone else went out to the donga after Al left, 940 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,600 so I need you here, not fixating on your dad. 941 00:40:04,601 --> 00:40:07,799 No, I am not letting him touch one more of those magical creatures, OK? 942 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,520 It's like defiling a merman! 943 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,600 -I found something in the river junk. -Oh! Jesus... 944 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,000 I left it on your desk. 945 00:40:14,001 --> 00:40:15,879 Please tell me it's our motor-blade weapon. 946 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,999 -No, it's not. -See, Collins, it's nothing. -Oh, of course. 947 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,240 We're at imp's arse. 948 00:40:19,241 --> 00:40:22,159 -Imp's arse? -Come on, you're driving to Frank's. Collins, check the river junk. 949 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,160 It's "impasse", Eddie, it's "impasse". 950 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,280 And leave your dad alone! 951 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,960 [? Dave Dobbyn's "Slice Of Heaven Plays"] 952 00:40:28,961 --> 00:40:30,359 [Leo] Bang it, Leo! come on. 953 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,679 If you see a buffalo, just smash through it. They don't belong here. 954 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,959 I'm not smashing through a buffalo. 955 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,359 [Eddie] Mentos, I'm your mentor. I'm mentoring you to go faster. 956 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,879 -Well, I'm driving the speed limit. -[Eddie] Fuck the speed limit! 957 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,079 This is a croc emergency! 958 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,030 -[Leo] I'm not fucking the speed limit. -Go up his driveway. 959 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,520 Alright, bang it up here, Leo. Hey, there he is! 960 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,400 Handbrake! Tokyo Drift it! 961 00:40:49,401 --> 00:40:50,879 [Leo] I don't know what drifting is. 962 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,359 [Eddie] Oh, nah, I'll run. Stop the car. I'm gonna run. 963 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,199 You're slower than a turtle doing a shit. 964 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,799 [Luke] Mr McAllister, dismount. Dismount the scooter! 965 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,599 -[Eddie] Frank! Frank, don't talk to him. -[Frank] You've got no right to be here! 966 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,399 This is private property. Where's your warrant? 967 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,640 Oh, there. There's your fucking warrant. 968 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,340 What do you got for me, Moonboot? 969 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,960 Um, it's just over here. 970 00:41:08,961 --> 00:41:12,439 Why can't you just do something normal for a living like everybody else's dad? 971 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,800 Be a baker, or a butcher, or a fucking regional manager. 972 00:41:15,801 --> 00:41:17,239 What are you on about, girl? 973 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,520 I saw the crocs in the cool room! 974 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,480 You're up to your poaching shit again. 975 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,280 I didn't poach any crocs! 976 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,000 -It was a stitch-up! -Oh, bullshit! 977 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,480 Alright, what do you got for me, Moonboot? 978 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,120 What's he hiding out here, huh? 979 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,520 What did you find? 980 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,680 What the fuck is that? 981 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,320 [tense music plays] 982 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,000 Shit half-arsed job. 983 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,320 [grunts] Can't even... dig a proper... fucking hole. 984 00:42:10,321 --> 00:42:11,919 What do you got buried in here, hey? 985 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,320 Croc heads? Croc tails? 986 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,400 Croc dicks, croc nuts, hey? 987 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,080 What are you trying to hide? 988 00:42:18,081 --> 00:42:19,919 Here we fucking go. I've struck croc bone here. 989 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,120 What's this? Hang on. 990 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,480 What is that? 991 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,450 This is Detective Dulcie Collins at Barra Creek Police Station. 992 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,600 We've found a police-issue handgun with two rounds missing. 993 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,080 We're just hoping to identify the owner. 994 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,880 Uh, serial number V86463, November. 995 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,520 Mm-hm. 996 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,400 What is this, Frank? 997 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,920 Did you chop and chuck Don Darrell? 998 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,200 Did ya? 999 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,960 Thanks. 1000 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,520 [theme music plays] 1001 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,800 [music ends] 1002 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:51,400 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0